i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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