this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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