so explain again why im purple
no
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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