Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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