she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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