just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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