YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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