So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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