He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
