Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He kissed a someone with a penis
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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