is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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