i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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