I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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