Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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