Kiss
Puke
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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