dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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