My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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