Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
NoShamevember. You game?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
