So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize