No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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