Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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