Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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