Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sext me about skeletons
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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