The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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