Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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