you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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