You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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