I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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