was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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