You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wear drunk well.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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