Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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