On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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