So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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