How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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