Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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