all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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