that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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