Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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