maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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