it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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