I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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