I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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