all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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