Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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