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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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