no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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