She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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