I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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