a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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