In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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