He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
