But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
