The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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