I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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