Already got asked if we're dating
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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