I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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